Hockey World Shocked By Who Signed Shattdueces!
In a move that we've not seen in the last few weeks, a New York Ranger has wound up with the Tampa Bay Lightning! No one saw this coming. In fact, The Hockey Talk Show went to Long Island Macurthur airport to speak with real New Yorkers who are moving to florida, and even they were surprised.
Jim from Lake Ronkonkama told us, "I didn't think Shattdueces would go to Tampa! Between former Rangers Ryan McDonagh, Dan Girardi, Anton Stralman, Ryan Callahan, and J.T. Miller... I didn't think they had any more room on the roster!"
Susan from Islip, who now lives in St Petersburg joined in by saying, "Now that Tampa has another New Yorker there's finally hope of getting a decent bagel down here..." Susan continued, "But we still have not much hope for getting out of the first round of the playoffs."
Shattdueces inked a one year $1.75 Million Dollar deal in New York South...