In the hall of fame of dumb press conference I give to you this first ballot hall of famer from Auston Mathews!
He legit said nothing... He did thank the reporters for coming twice though, which by our count equated to 8 seconds out of the 38 second press conference...
Watch for yourself...
If you don't know what incident he's not talking about, apparently the future captain of the Toronto Map.... Errr... Arizona Coyotes, while in Scottsdale over the summer got wicked hammah'd and allegedly tried to get into some ladies car with his friends. When that was unsuccessful he pulled his pants down and did the ol' I'll talk with my butt cheeks bit...
I'm thinking it, you're thinking it... Hell Mr. Ass-speak himself Auston Matthews was thinking it so lets just all relive the great Ace Venture together...
Here's where I do think he legitimately cost himself the captaincy of the Maple Leafs... He wasn't arrested at the time of the incident, BUT... He didn't tell anyone in the organization about it. And that is a big no, no...
We know this because he's coach came right out and told us...
So how fast can they slap the "C" on John Tavares' jersey? Well faster then it takes for him to pull out one of his teeth
Gross...
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